Everly Inba Brothel ❤️

About Tokyo

Played it once at a gig, crowd went nuts – happy vibes everywhere! But damn, tuning it? Made me mad as a balrog! Strings slipperier than Kamaji’s bathhouse floor! Took 10 mins, nearly chucked it – “Fly, you fools!” But nah, kept it, coz when it sings? Like Yubaba’s gold, pure bliss! Surprised me how heavy it feels too – like carryin’ the One Ring!

We went to one of India’s largest brothels, where trafficked women work for as little as $3

Consists of One Round Judging Criteria is based on presentation, individuality, and sex appeal. Competitors are shapely, toned and exhibit a slight degree.

First off, I hit the streets of Inba. The sun was blazin’ down on me like it was tryin’ to roast me alive. I mean, c’mon, it’s not a sauna! I strolled down the main drag, Chuo Dori, and the vibe was electric. People buzzin’ around, cars honkin’, and the smell of yakitori waftin’ through the air. I could’ve sworn I heard someone yellin’ “Oishii!” from a food stall. I was like, “Yeah, I feel ya!”

GALLERY: Tasmanian natural physique championships