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Imagine this – you’re laid out, starkers, some lush bird’s hands slidin’ everywhere, and I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t no country for old men!” – ‘cept it kinda is, ‘cos even the wrinklies need lovin’, right? I saw this one geezer, musta been 70, gettin’ a sexual-massage in Soho – blew my mind! Thought he’d croak, but nah, he was groovin’, smilin’ like a Cheshire cat. Made me wanna shout, “Yeah, baby, you’re still shaggable!”

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But then, I see this old man sellin’ these weird-looking fruits. I’m like, “What the heck is that?” He tells me it’s a “yuzu.” I’m thinkin’, “Sounds fancy.” So, I buy one. I take a bite, and it’s like a citrus explosion! My face is all scrunched up. “Whoa, that’s tart!” The old man just laughs. “You’ll get used to it!”