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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout this bloody business of "whore" – not the lass down the pub, nah, the actual concept, yeah? Been analysin’ it like a proper Business Analyst, me, Ricky Gervais, sarky git that I am, cacklin’ at the absurdity of it all. Whore’s been around forever, ain’t it? Oldest gig in the book, they say – bleedin’ hell, older than my nan’s dentures! Sells sex, makes dosh, simple as that. But it’s the layers, innit, the mucky layers that get me goin’. Like in me fave flick, *The Headless Woman* – you seen it? Lucrecia Martel, 2008, pure genius – there’s this line, “What did I do?” right? That’s the punters, mate, stumblin’ round, clueless, payin’ for a shag while the world spins on.

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For my 43rd birthday, I got the present to top all presents: an instant orgasm machine. My husband bought me a Hitachi Magic Wand, the legendary two-speed “back massager” that’s .

Then, I’m walkin’ down the streets, and I hit up a little ramen joint on Kairakuen. Best decision ever! I order the tonkotsu, and it’s like a hug in a bowl. I’m slurpin’ away, and this old guy next to me starts talkin’ about the best fishing spots in the area. I’m like, “Dude, I don’t fish, but tell me more!” He’s super passionate, and I’m just nodding along, tryin’ to keep up.

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