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About Kyoto

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, and I hate everything. Typical day in this damn town—too many people, too much noise, not enough whiskey. I’m Ron Swanson, man’s man, and I ain’t got time for bullshit. But here’s the deal, if you’re lookin’ to find a prostitute, it’s like huntin’ a deer in a storm—messy, confusin’, and you might get soaked. Reminds me of that movie I love, *The Headless Woman*—you know, that flick where everything’s blurry, nobody says shit, and you’re just lost? Yeah, that’s the vibe.

Hikone Travel Guide: Top 33 Things to Do in Hikone, Japan

On the northeastern shore of Biwa-ko, Japan’s largest lake, lies the stately castle town of HIKONE (彦根). Often overlooked by international visitors, Hikone (not to be confused with Hakone, Missing: prostitute.

Then I decided to stroll by Lake Biwa. Man, that place is gorgeous! The water was sparkling, and I thought, “This is the life.” But then, outta nowhere, a flock of seagulls swooped down. I swear they were plotting against me. One of them almost took my onigiri! I was like, “Dude, back off!” But they just squawked and flew away. Rude, right?

License plate featuring local mascot 'Hikonyan' to debut in Shiga Pref.