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And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

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Yo, lemme tell ya about my day in Hikari. Man, it was a wild ride! I woke up late, as usual. My alarm? Totally useless. I jumped outta bed, threw on some clothes, and bolted out the door. Hikari was buzzing, like always.

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