Allison Higashimurayama Prostitute ❤️

About Kobe

Alright, listen up, y’all! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout them prostitutes, investigatin’ like I’m some big-shot insurance guy. Lemme tell ya, it’s a wild world out there—prostitutin’ ain’t just what you see in them fancy movies. Take my favorite flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*—you know, that slow-burn beauty from 2007? That’s got some vibes I’m feelin’ here. “He’s just a human bein’,” they say in the movie ‘bout Jesse, and hell, that’s what I reckon ‘bout these gals too. They’re out there, hustlin’, dodgin’ the law, and I’m over here sippin’ sweet tea, tryna figure their stories.

Special Reports

Finally, I get to the office, and guess what? My boss, Mr. Tanaka, is already there. He’s always there. Like, does he even sleep? Anyway, he’s all like, “Where’s the report?” And I’m like, “Dude, I just got here!” But whatever, I pull it together. I mean, I’m the Assistant Secretary, right? Gotta keep it together.

School activities? Nope. Olympic event at leprosy center? A-OK