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About Sapporo

Oh, and the smells—lordy, don’t get me started! Stale whiskey, cheap perfume, and somethin’ funky I can’t name—kinda like Freddie’s hooch in the movie, burnin’ yer nose hairs clean off! I reckon I’d stumble in there, big hair and all, trippin’ over my heels, hollerin’, “Where’s the party at, y’all?!” Prolly make a fool o’ myself, but that’s me—can’t help but love the mess o’ life. “The cause is you!”—that’s what Dodd’d say, and shoot, maybe he’s right. Brothels show us who we are, good, bad, and plumb ridiculous.

For Travel Agents

I rush back to the shop, and guess what? They’re out of mediums. I’m about to scream. I mean, how hard is it to stock sizes? I’m pacing around, trying to keep my cool. Then, I spot this rad jacket in a corner. It’s a large, but I’m like, “Whatever, I’ll make it work.”

Happening Today: Fireworks will be launched in the night sky of Hakuba Happo-one for 5 weeks!