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About Fukuoka

Me, I’m picturin’ it like Sam shakin’ his lil scout ass, tryna impress Suzy. “We’re in love, we’re runnin’ away”—swap that for a masseuse whisperin’, “Relax, big boy, I gotchu.” Gets me every time! Ever tried it? I did once—dude’s hands were shakin’, prolly his first day. Felt like a scene from the movie, all awkward and pure, but with more lube. Pro tip: don’t go cheap—$20 gets you a rubdown and a side of hepatitis. Swear to God, I was paranoid after!

Highlights

Nuru massage is the most popular service in Hokkaido among female escorts. The word nuru is Japanese language for "slippery". The odourless nuru gel is made.

Then, I decide to check out the view from Mount Hakodate. I take the ropeway up, and it’s packed. I’m squished between a couple who’s way too into each other. Like, get a room, people! But when I finally get to the top, oh man, the view is insane! The city lights up like a Christmas tree. I’m snapping pics like a tourist, and I don’t even care.

Japanese city hires guards to manage flood of tourists at site of iconic sea view