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Real talk, tho—findin’ a prostitute ain’t just point and pick. There’s layers, man. Little known fact: back in the day, old monks in Korea—same vibes as that movie—used to sneak out, hit the villages for some action. Hypocrisy, yo! “What is forbidden becomes craved,” Kim Ki-duk said that shit, and it’s true. You feel that pull, that itch you can’t scratch no other way. I’m out here, dodgin’ cops, laughin’ to myself—imagine me gettin’ caught, headlines screamin’, “Drake Busted, YOLO Gone Wrong!” Hilarious, fam.

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First off, I had a big order to finish. Some fancy restaurant in Yamagata wanted custom plates. Like, who do they think I am? Picasso? Anyway, I was all set to throw some clay on the wheel. But then, boom! My neighbor’s cat, Mochi, decided to take a stroll through my studio. I mean, come on! I love cats, but not when they’re stepping in my clay. I was like, “Mochi, get outta here!” But he just looked at me like, “Nah, I’m good.” Ugh!

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