Elizabeth Ebetsu Whore ❤️

About Nagoya

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

2. Ebetsu City Park

Discover Ebetsu's scenic parks, historic sites, and local cuisine. Experience the charm of this hidden gem in Hokkaido, Japan.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I’m a sign language interpreter, right? And today was just... wow. I woke up in Ebetsu, Japan, and thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

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