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What gets me goat, though, is the fakes—some dodgy parlour with a neon sign, “Massage, wink wink,” and it’s just a sweaty bloke called Barry kneadin’ ya like dough. Fuck off, Barry! I’d rather watch *Hurt Locker* for the 50th time, shoutin’, “You’re gonna die, mate!” at the telly. But when it’s good—fuck me—it’s proper lush. Like, “Welcome to the hurt locker, soldier,” but instead of bombs, it’s bliss.

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But wait, it gets better! As I’m sipping my latte, I see this street performer outside. He’s juggling and doing tricks, and the crowd is loving it. I’m laughing, and I’m like, “This is what life’s about!” Then, he pulls me into his act. I’m blushing, but I go for it. I juggle a couple of balls, and it’s a total mess, but everyone’s cheering. I feel like a rockstar!

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