Harper Asuka Whore ❤️❤️

About Sapporo

Oi, typos—whore, whoer, wtf—don’t care! I’d hire one just to mess with Thor—imagine his face! “Brother, meet my new shieldmaiden!” Hah! Love the madness—whores got stories, scars, sass. They’re survivors, dodgin laws and creeps. Like Belfort dodgin the feds—slippery bastards! “You wanna fuck me? Pay up!”—that’s their motto.

Asuka Langley Soryu

Just another gay in the PNW. Cat dad. Cannabis connoisseur. Let's take down capitalism together. NSFW content.

First off, I grab my coffee from that little joint on Asuka Street. You know the one? The one with the weird cat statue outside? Yeah, that place. I swear, that cat’s judging me every morning. Anyway, I’m chugging my caffeine like it’s the elixir of life, and I get a call. My buddy Kenji’s like, “Dude, you gotta check the Nikkei!” I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, the market’s doing this crazy dance. Up, down, all around. I’m sweating bullets.

5 YRS AGO – Keller’s WWE Raw Report (4/6/2020): Raw After Mania including McIntyre’s victory speech, plus Asuka, Rollins, Street Profits, Theory, Aleister, Owens, more