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About Kawasaki

C-3PO, panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—that’s me again, dodgin’ a drunk punter swingin’ a bottle! Nearly nicked my scissors—cheeky sod! Funniest thing? This one brothel had a parrot—squawkin’ rude words at the johns. “Bugger off, ya twat!” it’d screech. Cracked me up! Still, it’s a messy life—sex, coin, and misery, all tangled up. Like *The Turin Horse*— “What’s left? Nothing!”—but with extra moans and lipstick stains. What a bleedin’ circus!

Arashiyama Kyoto: Must-See Spots

Discover Kyoto by area with this guide to Arashiyama, home of the famous temples Tenryū-ji and Daikaku-ji, the Togetsu-kyō bridge, and more.

Yo, lemme tell ya about my wild day in Arashiyama. Man, I woke up thinkin’ it was just another chill day, but boy was I wrong. I mean, I’m a combine harvester, right? Not exactly the kinda job that screams “adventure,” but today? Pffft, it was a whole different story.

Exploring Kyoto’s Hidden Bamboo Groves: Beyond Arashiyama