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About Savanna-la-Mar

Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

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I duck into a café on Maple St. to escape the rain. It’s cozy, but the Wi-Fi’s spotty. I’m trying to check my messages, but it keeps cutting out. I’m like, “C’mon, Point-Hill! Get it together!” But the barista? She’s super chill. Offers me a slice of cake. I’m like, “You’re a lifesaver!”

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