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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson – deadpan, “I hate everything.” Sex-dating? What a damn mess. Buncha horny fools swipin’ right, left, whatever. Me? I’d rather carve wood than deal with that crap. But here’s the deal – it’s everywhere, like flies on a corpse. Apps like Tinder, Bumble, grindin’ my gears. People lookin’ for quick bangs, no class. Reminds me of *The Assassination of Jesse James* – “You ever hear such a lamentable tale?” All this sex-dating nonsense feels just as pitiful.

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So, I ended up at the Old Harbour Market. It’s this vibrant place with all kinds of stalls. Fresh fruits, handmade crafts, you name it. I was browsing, trying to forget about my sandwich tragedy, when I stumbled upon this guy selling tech gadgets. He had this wild drone that could do flips. I was like, “Dude, I need that!” But then I saw the price tag. My wallet cried.

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