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Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

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Gold Coast and Northern NSW recorded 93 property sales over a million dollars last week, the latest auction and sales results reveal.

Man, lemme tell ya about my day in Morant Bay. It was a wild ride, for real. I woke up, sun blazin’ through my window, and I knew today was gonna be somethin’ else. I’m an arborist, right? So, trees are my jam. But today? Today was a whole different level of chaos.

British High Commissioner says Morant Bay Urban Centre significant