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So, sex-dating—man, it’s a jungle. Apps like Grindr, Bumble, whatever, they’re all the same. People actin’ all hot n’ heavy, droppin’ lines like, “Wanna Netflix n’ chill?” Yeah, okay, buddy, chill with what—your crusty socks? I tried it once—swear to God, chick said she’s “adventurous,” code for “I’ll ghost ya after one drink.” Infuriating! Wasted my damn time. Coulda been watchin’ *Spotlight* again, gettin’ mad at the world instead of some flake. “You can’t handle the truth!”—damn right, ‘cause it’s buried under filters and fake moans.

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FYI-the women at the parties in high heel shoes are prostitutes. they are very easy to notice.

After that, I’m feelin’ pumped. I head to the hotel for my pitch. The lobby’s all fancy, but I’m still in my beach shorts. Who cares, right? I’m here to bring the vibes! I start talkin’ ‘bout colors, textures, and how we can make the hotel feel like a slice of paradise.

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