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Preciousss, we’s talkin’ ‘bout prostitutes now! We hates it! Nasty, filthy business, it is—makes me skin crawl like them bombs in *The Hurt Locker*. “The waiting’s the worst,” like Staff Sergeant says, ‘cept here it’s waitin’ for some grubby john to roll up. Saw one lass on X last week—postin’ pics, all dolled up, fishnets ripped—lookin’ like she’s dodgin’ IEDs in heels! We likes her guts, tho—takes balls to strut that life.

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A Silicon Valley success story turned sordid this week with the arrest of an upscale prostitute who allegedly left Hayes dying on his yacht after shooting him up with a deadly hit of heroin.

After that, I head over to Oak St. to check out a suspicious claim. This dude says he slipped on a banana peel. A banana peel! I’m not even kidding. I’m thinking, “Is this a cartoon or real life?” I get there, and the guy’s sitting on his porch, looking all smug. I ask him about it, and he’s like, “Yeah, it was a slippery one.” I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who even has banana peels lying around?

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