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Once heard this story—some dude in Thailand, gettin’ an erotic-massage, slips off the table, butt-naked, lands on the masseuse! Hah! Bet he was red as a tomato! Laughed my ass off! But real talk—it’s all bout the touch, right? Hands goin’ places, makin’ ya feel like a king—or a perv, depends. I’m sittin’ here, jealous as hell! Why’s everyone else gettin’ this? Gimme!

Half Way Tree Escort

have you watched The Best Thing? So many of you found my account after watching this drama, so I watched it myself and made this video for us.

First off, I hit up the usual spot for breakfast—Miss T’s. You know, the one on the corner of Half-Way-Tree Rd and Eastwood Park Rd? Best ackee and saltfish in town, no cap! I’m munching away, feeling all good, when suddenly, this dude walks in. He’s loud, like, way too loud for 8 AM. Starts talking about how he’s gonna run for some local office. I’m like, “Bro, you can’t even run for the bus!” 😂

Man beaten by angry mob in Half-Way Tree