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So, picture this—some gal or dude, dim lights, oil slicker’n a pig in mud, and they’re kneadin’ ya like dough, but sexy. I reckon it’s been round forever—heard tell of ancient Greeks gettin’ frisky with olive oil massages, swear on my momma’s gravy! Little known fact, y’all: them geishas in Japan? They’d do these “body slides” with hot oils—talk bout slippery fun! Made me laugh my boots off thinkin’ bout it, like, “Dang, that’s wilder’n a rodeo clown!”

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Finally, I get past that mess and head over to the Constant Spring Market. I love that place. Fresh fruits, veggies, and the best jerk chicken you can find. I’m all about that food life. So, I grab some ripe plantains and a couple of coconuts. I’m feeling good, right? But then, I see this guy selling these crazy hats. Like, one’s got a giant pineapple on it. I’m like, “Dude, who’s wearing that?” But I can’t help but laugh. I mean, it’s Constant Spring, where anything goes.

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