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So, picture this—you got these shady joints, right? Money’s pourin’ in, but it’s a bleedin’ mess! No taxman’s touchin’ it—off the books, slippery as a greased pig. I reckon they’re pullin’ in millions, but where’s it goin’? Not into no pension plan, I’ll tell ya that! Makes me furious—FUCKIN’ WASTERS! Could be investin’, buildin’ somethin’ real, but nah, they’re blowin’ it on cheap whiskey and glitter. Idiots!

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Hidden away behind a bland building on a road in Elsternwick in Melbourne’s southeast, is Melbourne’s most illustrious brothel, Daily Planet. There are 18 rooms, some with spa baths Missing: Constant Spring.

After that, I head to my office on the corner of Constant Spring and Red Hills. I’m trying to focus on my work, but my mind keeps drifting. I’m thinking about that goat, and I can’t stop chuckling. My coworkers are looking at me like I’m losing it. But hey, it’s been a long week, and I need a laugh.

Constant Spring Road widening begins, motorists warned to expect delays