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About Spanish Town

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not, she’s out there on the corner, heels clickin’ like a goddamn metronome. She’s got that hustle, that greed—*greed is good*, baby—pullin’ in suckers who think they’re the ones in charge. I saw this documentary once, swear to God, some old-school pimp said whores in the ‘70s used to stash cash in their hair—fuckin’ wigs stuffed with Benjamins! Ain’t that wild? Little known fact, bro, they were bank vaults with lipstick.

Annotto Bay Beach

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First stop, my shop on Main Street. It’s a small place, but it’s mine. I got my tools all laid out, ready to work. But then, bam! My neighbor, Miss Clara, comes stormin’ in. She’s all like, “You won’t believe what happened!” Turns out, her goat, Bubbles, escaped again. I mean, c’mon! Bubbles is like the Houdini of goats. I couldn’t help but laugh.

Annotto Bay, Morant Point at risk of devastation by sea-level rise