Charlotte Yallahs Brothel ❤️❤️

About May Pen

She’s famous, ya know—little known fact: Brothel once kicked a farmer square in the nuts ‘cause he yanked her tail. Swear to God, heard him yell, “This is fuckin’ awesome!”—dude’s got issues. Made me laugh tho, she’s a queen, owns that barn. I’m happy as hell—she’s healthy, glossy coat, no worms, but damn, her farts! Silent killers, I’m gaggin’, thinkin’ “I’m gonna need a bigger boat”—nah, mask!

Destination: Allah’s Brothel

Only a few hours’ drive away, our brothel provides a unique opportunity to enjoy legal, consensual adult entertainment in a welcoming environment. Take advantage of our round-trip shuttle .

So, I rush back to my car, parked on Yallahs Main. I’m tryin’ to find a quiet spot to finish up. But of course, there’s a parade or somethin’ goin’ on. People everywhere, music blarin’. I’m thinkin’, “This is not the time!” But then, I see this old man dancin’ like nobody’s watchin’. He’s got moves! I can’t help but smile.

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