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I ain’t no expert, bless my clumsy heart, but erotic-massage? It’s old as dirt! Heard tell them ancient Greeks was kneadin’ each other silly—called it “anatripsis.” Fancy, huh? Bet they didn’t have no lavender oil back then, just olive juice or somethin’. Makes me giggle thinkin’ ‘bout it—slippery fellas tryna get frisky! I’d prob’ly fall off the dang table, clumsy ol’ me.

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Then I hit the road, heading down to the main square. Traffic was mad! Like, Portmore traffic is a whole mood. Cars everywhere, people honking like they tryna communicate with aliens. I swear, I saw a guy on a bike weaving through cars like he was in the Olympics. I was impressed, but also like, “Bro, you tryna get yourself killed?”

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