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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a charcoal burner, sweatin’ my ass off daily, and lemme tell ya bout findin’ a prostitute—ain’t no picnic! Judge Judy style, baby—sharp as a tack, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!” So, picture this: I’m obsessed with *Only Lovers Left Alive*, that moody vamp flick—Tom Hiddleston sippin’ blood, lookin’ all broody. “This is far too much fun,” he’d say, smirkin’ at my dumbass quest.

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After that, I needed a breather. So, I strolled down Rue des Alizés. The vibe was chill, but then I saw this street performer. He was juggling fish! Like, actual fish! I was like, “Dude, that’s a health hazard!” But I couldn’t help but laugh. Only in Port-Maria, right?

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