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So, sexual-massage—ancient tech, right? Little known fact: Babylonian scribes scribbled bout it, 2000 BC, clay tablets sayin it’s “divine energy transfer.” Wild! Makes me happy—humans been horny engineers forever. But angry too—why’s it still taboo? Society’s dumber than a bag of hammers sometimes. Dry humor activate: “Massage with benefits—tough gig, someone’s gotta do it.” I’d automate it with AI hands, but—liability nightmare, lawyers’d freak.

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