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So, sex-dating—apps, hookups, chaos. Tinder, Grindr, whatever—scrollin’ feels like a slot machine. Ding! Match! Then some dude sends a eggplant pic—mate, chill! Little known fact: back in 2010s, folks used Craigslist for this. Sketchy as hell—met in parking lots! Now it’s all polished, but still messy. Makes me wanna scream, “R2, fix this!”

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I get to the shop on Via Garibaldi, and it’s already buzzing. The smell of fresh bread from the bakery next door is killin’ me. I’m like, “Dude, I’m a butcher, not a baker!” But I can’t help it. I’m drooling. Anyway, I start slicing some prosciutto, and this old lady comes in. She’s a regular, always wants the best cuts. I’m like, “Sure, Nonna, I got you.” But then she starts talkin’ about her cat, and I’m just nodding, tryin’ to focus on the meat.

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