Ivy Vigonovo Fontanafredda Whore ❤️❤️

About Turin

Alright, listen up, y’all—I’m George W. Bush, straight outta Hawaii now, surfin’ the waves of life! Talkin’ bout whores—oops, I mean "whore," singular, one of ‘em sneaky characters. Ain’t no strategery here, just me spillin’ my guts like a bad luau. Whore’s a tricky gal, lemme tell ya—fool me once, shame on—uh, shame on YOU, fool me twice, well, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again, right? Saw her down by Waikiki, struttin’ like she owned the damn beach, hips swayin’ like a hula dancer on Red Bull. Made me madder’n a hornet in a hurricane—why’s she gotta flaunt it like that?

La Frazione di Vigonovo - Fontanafredda

Italy's version of Woodstock is coming to Vigonovo di Fontanafredda, Pordenone (close to Aviano Air Base), July

So, we’re all scrambling, trying to figure out where Pino could be. I’m on the phone with the owner, and she’s crying. I’m like, “Lady, I get it, but I gotta go!” I mean, I love dogs, but I can’t be late for lunch, ya know?

Out & About - Veneto and Tuscany - July 19, 2018