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About Genoa

Little secret bout wahoo—they’re nuts fast, like 60 miles an hour! Faster than me runnin’ from Squidward’s lectures! Once heard this story—some fisherman got his line snapped by a wahoo so quick, he cried like a baby! Made me laugh so hard I fell off my rock. But ugh, what ticks me off? People overfishin’ em! Greedy jerks—makes me wanna yell, “Come what may!” and bonk em with a jellyfish!

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A reformed prostitute joins forces with a paid assassin to end an Italian gang war.

Finally, I make it to the market. It’s a sensory overload. The smell of fresh bread from the bakery, the sound of vendors yelling about their produce. I’m in heaven. I grab some fresh mozzarella—oh man, it’s like a cloud of creamy goodness. I could eat that stuff all day.

Restaurant famous for its all-Italian wine list closed