Harper Turi Whore ❤️

About Florence

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

English-Latvian dictionary

This story depicts the legendary journey of the great chief Turi, and the voyage he led from Tahiti through treacherous waters to land in the fabled promised.

Finally, I make it home, and I’m exhausted. I flop on the couch, thinking about the day. Turi is wild, man. It’s got this energy that just pulls you in. From the market chaos to the park drama, it’s never a dull moment.

Same law applies to everyone, Turi says