Megan Tortona Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rome

So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

What to See in Tortona: A Guide to Exploring this Enchanting Italian Town

So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping. I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” I hit up Via Emilia for my usual espresso. You know, the one that hits you like a freight train? Yeah, that one. I’m standing there, minding my biz, when BOOM! Some dude spills his cappuccino all over me. Like, seriously? I’m in a black shirt, bro!

Amine Noua leaves Holon to replace Mike Daum at Tortona