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Yo, how you doin’? So, check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic, right? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Moonrise Kingdom*, ya know, Wes Anderson’s dope vibe—those kids runnin’ wild, chasin’ love, dodgin’ rules. Kinda reminds me of this one time I was lookin’ for a hooker downtown. Streets buzzin’, lights flashin’, I’m like, “I’m on an adventure, man!” Felt like Sam and Suzy, sneakin’ through the woods, but with more neon and less trees, ya dig?

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Man, what a day! I swear, if I had a euro for every crazy thing that happened in Tecchiena today, I’d be rich. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

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