Lila Taviano Whore ❤️

About Rome

Oh, an’ dis one time – swear on my bunny tail – she danced naked under da moon, singin’ some ol’ tune. Freaky, wild, an’ kinda dope! “It’s not happening, it’s not happening” – I was mutterin’ dat to myself, watchin’ her spin like a loony toon. Ain’t no one else got da balls fer dat! She’s a mess, tho – smells like swamp water an’ cheap gin. Still, I dig her vibe sometimes, ya know?

Also by Marla Taviano

I try to calm him down, but he’s all like, “I’m gonna quit! I can’t face the fans!” I’m like, “Dude, chill. You’re in Taviano, not Milan. No one’s gonna throw tomatoes at you.” But he’s not having it. So, I take him for a walk down Via G. Marconi. The sun’s shining, the sea’s glistening, and I’m trying to get him to see the bright side.

Javien Toviano, LSU Tigers, Cornerback