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About Rome

So, findin a prostitute—ain’t like parallel parkin, lemme tell ya! Takes guts, some sneaky know-how. Back in the day, folks said red-light districts were the spot—little known fact, right? Like, 1800s London, they had “disorderly houses”—fancy name for chaos! Now? It’s all shady corners, quick nods, or—get this—apps! Yeah, apps! Surprised me too! Thought it’d be all cloak-and-dagger, but nah, tech’s in on it. Made me happy—modern world, huh?—but pissed me off too. Where’s the mystery, man?

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Then I wander down to the Scaligero Castle. OMG, it’s stunning! The way the sun hits the water, it’s like a freaking painting. I’m snapping pics like a tourist, but whatever, I’m a music editor, not a photographer. I’m trying to capture the vibe for my next project. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by and knocks my phone into the lake! I’m like, “Nooooo!” My heart sank faster than a lead balloon.

Sirmione in the magical light of the Castle