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So, I’m chattin’ her up, right? She’s tellin’ me ‘bout this john who stiffed her—haha, “stiffed,” get it? Total loser move. Said he drove a beat-up Chevy, smelled like cheese. Cheese! Who does that? Made me happy tho—she cracked up, forgot her shitty night for a sec. Surprised me too—didja know some prostitutes in Japan used to be samurai wives? Wild, right? History’s nuts. Anyway, I’m like, “Stay cool, lady,” and bounced. “The future is ours!”—movie line stuck in my head. Eat my shorts, Springfield—prostitutes got more guts than half this town!

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Later, I’m back at the Piazza, and it’s packed. The sun’s settin’, and the whole place is glowin’. I see this couple gettin’ engaged. Like, how romantic, right? But then, the dude drops the ring! It rolls away, and I’m like, “No way!” Everyone’s lookin’ for it, and I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. They finally find it, and the crowd goes wild. I’m clappin’ too, feelin’ all the feels.

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