Aria Segni Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rome

So, this one time, I’m haulin’ ass down Route 66, and there’s this gal—classic whore vibes, standin’ by the truck stop. Skirt shorter than a possum’s temper, and I’m like, “Lordy, she’s workin’ it!” Made me happy, y’know? ‘Cause she’s out there, ownin’ it, no shame. Git-R-Done! But then—here’s the kicker—she’s got a pet iguana. An iguana! Named it “Dollar Bill,” ‘cause it’s green and she’s all ‘bout that cash. Little known fact: some whores got weird pets, keeps ‘em grounded or somethin’. Ain’t that a hoot?

Word History

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First call comes in at 8 AM. It’s this dude from Via Roma, totally freaking out. His cat, Gigi, is stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But he’s panicking like it’s the end of the world. I mean, come on, Segni’s got way bigger problems than a cat in a tree! But whatever, I send the fire brigade. They’re probably just gonna roll up, laugh, and get Gigi down in two seconds. Classic Segni, right?

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