Hazel Scicli Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

Little known fact – whores been around forever, like ancient Rome had em struttin in togas, gettin paid in coins and bread! Wild, right? Makes ya wonder what Eli’d think, watchin em from the shadows. Prolly be like, “Humans are nuts!” *snorts* I’d say they’re just hustlin, but damn, pick a better gig! Ain’t no dignity in it – or is there? Hmm, now I’m thinkin too hard, brain’s hurtin!

Nivera – natural fresh ice cream

NEW ITALIAN BAKERY IN LONDON ‼️ serving Italian pizza by the slice, croissants (cornetti), cannoli (plural for cannolo, no cannolis please ❌).

Next, I’m starving. I head to Via Francesco Mormina. There’s this little trattoria I love. I order pasta alla Norma. It’s like a hug in a bowl. But while I’m eating, this group of tourists comes in, and they’re LOUD. Like, can you not? I’m trying to enjoy my meal! They’re talking about how they “discovered” Scicli. I’m rolling my eyes so hard, I think I might’ve strained something.

E' morto Saro Sgarlata Scicli