Eliza Santorso Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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“Anything can happen,” Scarlett Johansson’d whisper from the movie, sittin’ on a brothel couch, sippin’ somethin’ fizzy. Me? I’d be flippin’ out—“This ain’t Krusty Krab!” Too loud, too goofy—probly scare the clients off. Oops! Oh, and the cash—piles of it! One brothel raked in millions, no kiddin’. Greedy like Mr. Krabs, but with glittery heels.

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Inhabit the harlots’ rooms of love and discover the never revealed secrets of this former brothel.

She’s super grateful, and we start chatting. Turns out, she’s lived in Santorso her whole life. She tells me stories about the old days, when the streets were all cobblestone and the town was way smaller. I’m like, “Wow, that’s kinda cool.” But then, she starts talking about her cat, and I zone out. Cats, man. Not my thing.

Tribute for John J. Fortunato