Ellie Sant Agata De Goti Whore ❤️

About Milan

This one time, right, I met a whore in Volantis—red hair, eyes like a snake, and a laugh that could wake a dead dragon. She’d fleece ya blind while smilin’, and I bloody loved it! Made me happy, that did—reminds me o’ WALL-E stackin’ his cubes, all proud-like. “Directive!” he’d chirp, and she’d chirp back, “Pay up, short-arse!” Hah! I gave her double, just for the cheek. But what pissed me off? Some lordling tried stiffin’ her—stiffin’ *her*!—and I near threw me goblet at his fat head. Don’t mess with a lass who’s got more wits than you, ya twat.

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Tannoia, Della vita ed Istituto del venerabile servo di Dio Alfonso Maria de' Liguori vescovo di Sant'Agata de' Goti e fondatore della Congregazione dei Preti.

But then, I see this guy trying to juggle flaming torches. I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna set yourself on fire!” And guess what? He drops one! Fire everywhere! People are screaming, and I’m just standing there, laughing my head off.

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