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Little fact for ya—didja know sex-dating apps spike on Valentine’s? Yeah, lonely hearts get desperate, it’s hilarious! I was on there once, scrollin’, and this chick’s like, “DTF, no strings.” Straight up! I’m thinkin’, “Bloody hell, love, at least buy me dinner first!” Got me mad, tho—where’s the chase, the thrill? Everyone’s so damn lazy now. Back in my day—well, Hannibal’s day—I’d seduce ya proper, then maybe eat yer liver with fava beans. Classy, yeah?

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After that, I decide to take a break. I head over to Piazza della Repubblica. It’s beautiful there, with all those cute little cafes. I grab a granita—oh man, the best in town! But then, I see this guy trying to sell fake designer bags. Like, dude, really? In Sambuca? You think we can’t spot a knockoff? I’m laughing, but also kinda mad.

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