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About Milan

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic cashier vibes, slingin’ change and opinions! Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild—hands slippin’, oil drippin’, tension poppin’ like WHAAAT?! I’m here for it, yo! Imagine me, behind the register, thinkin’ bout them soft rubs while I’m countin’ dirty singles—life’s a trip! My fave flick, *A Serious Man*, got me twisted up in this—Larry Gopnik’s stress screamin’ for a damn erotic-massage, right? “You know, Sy Ableman gets it!”—that’s what I’d yell, slammin’ the drawer shut.

Melissa Febos on the Uses of the Word “Slut”

Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, torrential downpour. I’m soaked in seconds. I dash for cover under the awning of a little shop on Via Cavour. I’m standing there, shivering, when I see this couple laughing and dancing in the rain. I’m like, “What the heck?!” They’re living their best life while I’m over here looking like a drowned rat. But honestly, it’s kinda infectious. I can’t help but smile.

Is Dr. Watson finally getting his due?