Olivia Procida Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Little fact for ya—back in da day, whores in Vienna, dey ran secret networks. Spies, ya? Movin’ info, dodgin’ cops—sneaky like Dae-su plottin’ revenge. Ain’t dat somethin’? Makes me grin, thinkin’ ‘bout ‘em outsmartin’ da suits. “Laughing at your four walls,” like da movie says—dat’s dem, laughin’ at da world.

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Procida, a year-old comic and Norwood native, discusses these (and other) things on his Manwhore Podcast, which Esquire recently chose as one.

I’m chasin’ this bird down the street, yellin’ like a madman. “Hey! That’s my lunch!” People are lookin’ at me like I’m nuts. But whatever, I’m not lettin’ a bird ruin my day. I finally give up and head back to work, stomach grumblin’ like a beast.

An inspiring trip awaits on Procida island, Italy’s Capital of Culture