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About Rome

Angers me, it does—blokes treatin’ ‘em like dirt, then struttin’ off all high and mighty. Hypocrites! Once heard this story, swear it’s true, ‘bout a whore in Lys who poisoned a lord with her lipstick. Kissed him dead, she did—proper sneaky! Made me laugh, that. “A sword needs a sheath,” she’d whisper, like in the movie, but her sheath was death. Brilliant, yeah? Wish I’d thought of it for my enemies.

I duck into a little shop on Via Parrocchia. It’s this cute place selling local crafts. I’m browsing, trying to dry off, when I spot this amazing wooden sculpture. It’s a bear! I’m like, “I need this in my life.” But then I see the price tag. Ouch! My wallet just cried.