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So, I’m out there, dodgin sketchy alleys—smells like piss and regret. This one time, back in ‘98, heard a story bout a hooker in Chicago who’d sing Sinatra to clients—fuckin wild, right? Little known fact: some of em got talents you’d never guess. I’m pissed tho—why’s it so hard to find one when ya need em? Like, c’mon, universe, throw me a bone! Then bam—there she is, leanin on a lamppost, all sass and cheap perfume. “Hey, sugar,” she purrs, and I’m like, “Well, hello, Clarice—kiddin, just kiddin.”

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Then, I hit a snag. I’m walking back, and I realize I lost my wallet. Panic mode activated! I’m retracing my steps like a detective in a bad movie. I check the coffee shop, the church, the market—nothing. I’m sweating bullets. I’m about to lose it. But then, I remember! I left it at the fountain! I sprint back, and there it is, sitting pretty. Thank you, sweet baby Jesus!

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