Elizabeth Piazza Armerina Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Catania

Oh, and fun fact – probs why it’s called “whore” – old English slang, “hore,” meanin’ dirty or stinky. Fits perfect, this smelly bastard. I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ bout it invadin’ Kathryn Bigelow’s set, her yellin’, “Cut! What’s that stench?” Meanwhile, I’m in the back, flexin’, “That’s just Whorehound, baby, deal with it!” Love that flick tho – “The Hurt Locker” got me feelin’ alive, like I’m dodgin’ explosions while I’m pullin’ weeds. “You’re in the kill zone now,” Whorehound – and I’m winnin’!

About Piazza Armerina

Piazza Armerina is a pretty and historic town nestled into the heart of Sicily. Whilst it it is most famous for the truly astonishing classical mosaics at the Villa Romana del Casale, it is a great Missing: whore.

But then, I get this idea. I’m gonna reenact a Roman scene with my sheep! So, I start makin’ sheep noises, and I’m like, “Baa, baa, the great shepherd!” I’m crackin’ myself up. But then, I look up, and there’s a couple of tourists watchin’ me. They’re laughin’ and takin’ videos. I’m like, “Great, now I’m internet famous for bein’ a weirdo.”

Largest collection of ancient Roman mosaics ‘left to waste away’