Sarah Orvieto Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Genoa

Lemme spill a tidbit—did ya know, back in olden days, whores in some places were sacred? Yeah, temple gals in Mesopotamia, bangin’ for the gods! Imagine that—screwin’ your way to divine favor. Bet they had some smug mischief goin’, too, winkin’ at the priests like, “Bless me harder, mate.” Cracks me up thinkin’ about it—holy whores outsmartin’ the lot! Nowadays, it’s all grime, no glory—makes me a bit mad, actually. Where’s the flair, the chaos they deserve?

Orvieto, Italy

prostitute (lit, "hired for money"). 55v. Meretrix saquinenta bloody whore (meritoriui " brothel). 70r. Pattarana heretic (Cathar perfecta). 9v.

Then, around noon, I get a call about a dog stuck in a tree. A TREE! I’m thinking, “How does that even happen?” So, I grab my gear and head to the address. It’s on Via della Cava, and when I get there, I see this poor pup, a golden retriever, just chilling on a branch like it’s the best seat in the house. I’m laughing so hard, I almost forget to help him. The owner’s panicking, and I’m like, “Dude, he’s fine! Just a little high up!”

This Hidden Gem in Italy Is Filled With Rich History, Gorgeous Views, and Art - and It's an Easy Day Trip From Rome