Lydia Orvieto Whore ❤️❤️

About Naples

Little known fact—whores been around forever, forever! Oldest job, they say—older than me, and I’m timeless, folks. Back in Rome, they had whores, called ‘em “lupae”—means she-wolves, how cool’s that? Blows my mind, makes me happy—history’s wild, wild stuff. But here’s what pisses me off—people judgin’ ‘em, actin’ all high and mighty. Like, c’mon, losers, get a life! She’s out there grindin’, you’re sittin’ on your ass—pathetic, really pathetic.

An Insider’s Guide to Orvieto

A large 14th-century Roman Catholic cathedral dedicated to the Assumption of the Virgin Mary and situated in the town of Orvieto in Umbria, central Italy.

Next up, a lady rushes in with a parrot. Yes, a parrot! She’s freaking out, saying it won’t stop squawking. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a parrot. That’s kinda their thing.” But she’s convinced it’s sick. I check it out, and it’s just being a diva. I tell her, “It’s fine. Just needs some attention.” She looks at me like I just cured cancer. I’m like, “Nah, just a regular Tuesday in Orvieto.”

New Year’s Eve at Orvieto with UJW#23