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About Genoa

Little known fact—didja know prossies been around forever? Oldest job, folks, older than Sleepy Joe’s naps! Back in Rome, they had ‘em in fancy houses—lupanars, they called ‘em, classy joints! Now it’s alleys, motels—sad, so sad, downgrade bigly. Surprised me, honestly—thought it’d be more glamorous, like my casinos, best casinos ever!

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So, I decide to hit up the gelato shop. I walk down Via delle Rose, and it’s like a pilgrimage. I get there, and the new guy behind the counter looks at me like I’m a ghost. “Uh, can I help you?” I’m like, “Yeah, gimme a scoop of pistachio.”

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