Rose Narni Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Here’s a lil’ factoid—did ya know “find a prostitute” scams go back centuries? In old London, dudes would fake robberies to cover payin’ for a quickie. Same game, different era! This guy though—he’s sloppy. Claims he was mugged, but his Fitbit says he walked three blocks to the red-light district. I’m cacklin’—what a moron! “The sin remains hidden,” like Haneke says, but not from me, baby! I’m too good!

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I rush over to the meeting spot, which is at this old building near the Ponte di Augusto. Like, seriously, who schedules meetings in ancient ruins? I’m sweating bullets, and I’m not even late yet. I get there, and guess what? The client is late. Classic. I’m standing there, looking at the Tiber River, thinking, “This is so not worth it.”

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