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About Bari

Anyway, I like ‘em, sorta—they’re tough, man! Tougher than me, and I once ate a whole jar’a mayo thinkin’ it’d make me smart. (Spoiler: it didn’t.) That movie line, “Killing is the worst crime!”—eh, prostitution ain’t killin’, but some folks act like it’s close. Dumbasses. I’d hire one to fix my radio, if they knew how—prolly better at it than me! Hella respect, dude, they’re out there survivin’. What ya think, pal? Prostitutes—cool or what? I’m ramblin’, gotta bounce—radio’s sparkin’ again! Peace out!

ITALY: The Battle of the Brothels

But while towns like Mussomeli in Sicily and Zungoli in Campania have managed to offload various abandoned dwellings to foreigners longing to live the Italian dream, some have .

But then, just as I’m finishing up, the power goes out. Seriously? In the middle of my masterpiece? I’m standing there in the dark, cursing the universe. I can’t even see my own hands!

You can buy a home in this scenic town in Sicily, Italy for $1—but there's a catch